I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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