Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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