I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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