You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
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