Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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