Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
So gin and wine won't be happening again
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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