i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I'm always down for nudity.
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