i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
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