All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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