Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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