I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
