quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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