what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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