Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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