This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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