I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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