Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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