I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Life is so much better after having sex.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
