It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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