she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
If I die, sorry about rent.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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