You made me cry and you don't even care
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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