Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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