Im at strip club and am horny
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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