Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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