umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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