I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
