4 words: hood of his car
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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