i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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