so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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