ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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