at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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