brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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