I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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