what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Randomize
