Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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