i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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