Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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