My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Randomize
