it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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