google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
The uberlube is also flammable
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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