Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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