You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Randomize
