Plan B is the new Plan A
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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