i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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