It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
its liver damage thursday
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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