I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She's JV to your varsity
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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