i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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