their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
