what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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