You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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